"WHICH ONE'S THE ROBOT?" Melania gets brutally roasted for bizarre, deeply awkward White House robot summit touting how AI will be used to replace our teachers with robots!

The Trump administration held a "Fostering the Future Together" roundtable on AI education today, which featured the bizarre sight of Melania walking down the hallway accompanied by a humanoid robot and then the usual meaningless gobbledygook about how AI is the future and imagine a five-foot Roomba that can recite Wikipedia articles to your children.

"The future of AI is personified. It will be formed in the shape of humans. Very soon, artificial intelligence will move from our mobile phones to humanoids that deliver utility. Since our environment is designed for people, humanoid systems are uniquely suited to navigate and operate within our world. They fit well."

"Imagine a humanoid educator named Plato. Access to the classical studies is now instantaneous. Literature, science, art, philosophy, mathematics, and history. Humanity's entire corpus of information is available in the comfort of your home."

"PLADAR will provide a personalized experience, adaptive to the needs of each student. PLADAR is always patient and always available. Predictably, our children will develop deep critical thinking and independent reasoning abilities."

Melania, with the exception of your husband and most of his children, our children ALREADY DID develop critical thinking and independent reasoning abilities from..human teachers!

There is ZERO evidence that AI has any utility as a teaching tool, but there ARE a lot of rich oligarchs with connections to the Trump administration who need to force AI into every aspect of American society in order to keep their profits rolling in and sustain this bubble as long as they can – which is why Melania, who has never shown any interest in learning, teachers, or education before, is now pushing this drivel from the White House.

Social media had a field day. "About time she got a new man," snarked Reggie Wade on Twitter. "Which one's the robot?" laughed another user.

'"An emotionless, cold hearted, callus, empathy lacking, insensitive, detached, aloof, and compassion less robot accompanies 'Figure 3' to a White House on summit empowering children with educational technology," laughed @DJGhostMBA.

Throw them both in the trash (proverbially)!